9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 23, 2012

Transcript:

thorax: I have been approached by your party for my respeak services, basically, whenever you open your mouth in public, I swoop in like a condor to cleanse your remarks of idiocy. thorax: For instance, your press conference today could have benefitted from respeak. thorax: Why? Because you spoke from your heart, honestly and without guile. In other words, what you said was pathetic, ignorant, vacuous, and self incriminating. Thorax: sure. just let me pen you in.