9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 24, 2012
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thorax: your opponent has taken me on to respeak for him. I was wondering if you'd like to partake of my services as well...well, I charge by the day or even per press conference. however, you are a proven bald faced liar, and you might want me on a yearly retainer. What do you think? Thorax: Yes, I can hold while your advisers tell you what you think.