9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 15, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: Sven, I have to apologize. I thought you had ditched me for....good. Man: our dinner was ruined, we had to drive out into a cold night to rescue a cow...and now you're smeared with a disgusting substance, which, for the record, doesn't smell entirely like mud. Man: how could I possible miss out on a date like this?