9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 16, 2013
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Man: My lord!...your hands are frozen...and you're soaked! Let me get you to the car. The heater's on. Woman: hey, you! pappy yokum! As you value your life, you will not touch that cow, or even breathe in her direction. now make your sorry carcass useful and bring me 25 bales of hay! Woman: Prontissimo! you got me?! Man: Delicate flower