9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 17, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: I'm saturated. Man: I brought you warm clothes and coffee, and...well...other apparel. Woman: Other what? Man: I'm sorry if I may have seemed to be rushing away in the car without explaining myself. Woman: And I'm sorry if I may have conjured a lurid portrait of your corpse spreadeagled in a muddy ditch.