9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 25, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Now Dr. Spocket and I have already discussed her testimony. Woman: He wants me to wear a short skirt and cry. Man: but I want to know what you are going to say on the stand. Man: Well, the truth, of course. I couldn't lie under oath. Man: Okay, let's talk blouses.