9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 26, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: the attorney began by telling me that acquittal will depend upon my wearing a short skirt and crying on the stand, but with sven speaking the unvarnished truth under oath, he has revised his defense strategy. Woman: thong bikini and a wet tee shirt? Woman: How did you know? Woman: It sounds like the lawyer who handled my divorce.