9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 26, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: hey, what's the idea calling me a murderer?! And calling yourself a corpse?! Edda: I had to do something to drag this out. the gears of justice turn sluggishly, but it doesn't hurt to throw in a wrench. Edda: You don't think I'd dress in shrinkwrap just to tweak the heart rate of some slavering attorney. When I dress in shrink wrap, I do it to corrupt the entire judicial system, and to buy time in this case. Woman: should I ask what you're talking about? Edda: Better not. People like you say strange things under oath.