9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 27, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Woman: For a change from the perjury, you've been quaffing here? Yes, and by the way....where did you get your law degree?! From an ad in the back of mad magazine? Thorax: Alright, I thought those records were sealed.