9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 18, 2016
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Transcript:
In this while "getting a room" scenario, I'm way behind the learning curve. My mother things I'm a fallen woman. Whereas I've never even stumbled. I'm a unicyclist on a tightwire, spinning plates on my fingertips, a full wine glass atop a slender dowel balanced in the bowl of a teaspoon clenched in my teeth, and I'm doing it without a net. that's how so not falling I am. Man: Are you wearing a diaphanous tutu? Woman: Yes, I'm wearing a diaphanous tutu. Man: Mmmmmm. woman: Hugh, you have to focus. Man: Um..... will you repeat that? And enunciate clearly.
