9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 19, 2016
January 18, 2016
January 20, 2016
Transcript:
Man: So, what exactly is involved in being a fallen woman? Woman: Mother says it's very hard to do without a lavish overapplication of makeup, double jointedness and the willing participation of at least one passerby. man: your mother's knowledge in the ways of fallen women is exhaustive.... Woman: she also mentioned gravity as being useful. Man: ...even newtonian.
