9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 20, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: So, this being my first seduction, what do we do next? My mother says men are supposed to know all about this. Man: yes...right. Well...first we need to establish the right mood.... the reduced lighting, the perfect music. woman: .... man: You've never done this, have you? Man: how did you know? woman: you pop your pickles during a seduction. I added two and two.