9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 13, 2016
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Dear uncle ethel, you have been offering romantic advice to my sweetheart, my dearest love, my darling, the most wonderful man in the world; to the most passionate, poetic, inspired.... excuse me. are you smearing lipstick all over your computer screen? Woman: I"m sure I don't know what you're talking about.