9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 14, 2016
Transcript:
Dear uncle ethel, it seems odd for you, being a total stranger, to proffer advice of such a very personal nature. What are your qualifications? What is your background? Thorax: Since arriving at this planet via a quantum rift in my tractor shed, I have taken on the semblance of an eccentric dairyman.... holding hand milking seminars for primates in the catholic orthodoxy. In addition, I..... woman: Okay, don't tell me.