9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 16, 2016

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Excuse me, uncle ethel? You had suggested role playing to my fiance? I had. must you rub my shame in my face? I only think that perhaps I should know the specific nature of your suggestion, that I may warn him off it. It was a narrative involving a pirate king and a maiden stowaway. ...hello? hello?...are you there?...