9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 15, 2016

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uncle ethel, what other kind of absurd folderol have you suggested to my fiance? don't you think it is enough just to keep your oar out of someone else's life, and let love shift for itself? Thorax: You are quite right. I never should have suggested such steamy role playing as would shatter all reserve and turn the most dedicated stoic into a ravening love beast. from now on my future shall be given over to the hair shirt and monastic contemplation. I'm packing my bags. Uncle ethel...uncle ethel....uncle eeeeeethelllll!