Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 29, 2014
Transcript:
Laura: Are you messing with our son? Adam: Whatever do you speak of? Laura: Nose exercises to keep his nose small? Adam: Yeah. It's a Newman tradition! My dad taught me the same exercises. Laura; And it worked so well. Adam: If I hadn't sprained my septum and had to stop.
Or, how about W. C. Field’s?