Katy: My favorite Ponyberry fell off a cliff! I fear the worst! I can't take this tension!
Laura: Calm down. I bet she's okay.
Katy: If she's pancaked, I'm gonna put this book down the disposal.
On the other hand, Ponyberry Stew does have a nice ring to it. That chapter of her book, if not the book itself, turned out to be a real cliffhanger.