Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for May 26, 1939
Transcript:
dear reader: the characters in this story, as well as the places, are entirely fictitious. man: well, sheriff, looks like it's up to us! the troopers are pullin' out! man: Depend o nthem dude cops to do that! Man: glamour boys, that's what they are! man: our phantom ape will probably turn out to be some crazy kid. man: no kid ever made footprints like those we followed. man: aw, most likely it's some loco indian. alley oop: by gum, I could do with some eats.