Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for May 27, 1939

Transcript:

some miles from the scene of the ape scare- man: Why all the artillery hank? Man: be yuh skeered the phantom ape will gitcha? Man: heh! i'd like t'see that ape come foolin' around wotta-squash corners! bang bang man: Good gosh! what happened? man: Look! out there in th' street! somebody's all piled up! it's hank, th' marshal! man:...I upped an' let him have both barrels...then halley's comet hit me right between the eyes! man: the phantom ape!