Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for September 25, 1954
Transcript:
Ooola: oscar's right, doctor! if you really want this lady, you'll have to go get her yourself. doc: Me go back into the third century with all those whiskery, iron-shirted ruffians? oscar: why not? with your brains and a few modern conveniences to boot, you'd be a sensation! oscar: Sure...fire a few shots around dangerous like, hand the lady a box or two of chocolates and you'd have it made! doc: but the time-machine--who'd...? oscar: shucks, I can run it with my eyes closed!