Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for September 27, 1954

Transcript:

ooola: Frankly, dr. wonmug, she's hardly your type! oscar: yeh, much too young and beautiful, I guess. for an old duffer like me! oscar: nonsense! that beard of yours isn't white, it's platinum blonde... oscar: ..and if you want the lady, go get her, the sooner the better! ooola: Well, all I've got to say is, if you do, you'd better play it rough! doc: But that's what oop did and look what happened to him! ooola: But believe me, doctor, there's a difference!