Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 17, 2009
Transcript:
Ooola says, "So, if we were married, you'd stop being stupid, suspicious and jealous? A miracle would occur, I suppose?" Alley says, "Sure! Why not? Y'see, if you'd agree t'marry me, I'd know you were mine! I wouldn't have to be jealous ever again!" Ooola says, "You listen to me, mister! I am not now, nor will I ever be, any man's property... even if I marry someone! Is that understoood?!" Alley says, "Yes, ma'am! Not property! Never! I got it!"