Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 18, 2009
Transcript:
Ooola says, "What was in that tea, Alley?" Alley says, "Rosethornicus berries!" Ooola says, "What on earth were you thinking Alley!?" Alley says, "It made me crazy when I saw you with Wooley! I thought you were fallin' in love with him!" Alley says, "I just wanted t'teach him a lesson!" Ooola says, "Every scheme of yours gets dumber than the last! Don't you ever want to evolve?" Alley says, "Y'know, this kinda thing would never happen if you'd agreed to marry me back when i asked you!" Ooola says, "Oh, really?! And why would that make a difference?" Ooola says, "Would it change your personality?" Alley says, "Yeah, maybe!" Ooola says, "So, if we were married, you'd stop being stupid, suspicious and jealous?" Alley says, "Sure! Why not? Y'see, if you'd agree t'marry me, I'd know you were mine! I wouldn't hafta be jealous ever again!" Ooola says, "You listen to me, mister! I am not now, nor will I ever be, any man's property... even if I marry someone!" Alley says, "Yes, ma'am! Not property! Never! I got it!"