Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 03, 2007
April 02, 2007
April 04, 2007
Transcript:
"Millions of Americans suffer from hypochondria." "Now, help is available in 'Symptaid'!" "Ask your doctor if 'Symptaid' is right for you!" "Side effects may include headache, muscle cramps, fatigue, anxiety, bloating, itching, dizziness, rash, irritability, joint pain, sleeplessness, dry mouth, vague discomfort..."
My late uncle was a hypochondriac. His doctor told him it was incurable.
So he killed himself with an overdose of placebos.