Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 29, 2016
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June 30, 2016
Transcript:
Janis: I secretly invested all the wadded up bills you've left on the dresser over the years! Janis: I've amassed a small fortune! Arlo: REALLY?! Janis: No, not really.
Ok… speaking as a woman… if I told my husband I’d been saving up money that was originally “his” and then stuck it in my bra right in front of him… that would be an invitation to come and get it. But then MY husband by his own definition is a 2×4 kind of guy (I have to hit him with a verbal 2×4 to get him to get any kind of hint)…. so in his case I’d actually have to SAY “come and get it”.,,, and then, later, I’d make him take me out for a pricey dinner with the money. Ruth’s Chris Steak House sounds good. hmm, wonder if there are any ones hanging around…..