Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 22, 1993
Transcript:
More rapid than vultures, the others then came, All whistling and shouting and calling me names. You @#*!, That's MySpace, you knew I was fixin' To park my car there! But I smiled with conviction To the front of the store, through the door of the sprawl We dashed away! Dashed away! Into the mall! Like ants to a picnic, on the scent of a pie, Determined that our outing would not go awry, Through the holiday shoppers weed twist and corkscrew Past the sales clerks and gift wraps and hullabaloo. To be continued...