Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 23, 1993
Transcript:
Then off in the distance, a candy cane roof And Styrofoam reindeer with foam rubber hooves! As I stood on my tiptoes and looked all around, The site there before me was a major letdown He was dressed in fake fur and his four head was wet, and his clothes were all soggy with kid drool and sweat. A bunch of cheap toys had been thrown in a sack, to quiet the kids as they posed with this hack, With fatherly instinct, that once I was wary Of being in line until late February. To be continued...