Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 24, 1993
Transcript:
The parents and kids all lined up for this schmo, Stretched from Macy's to Penny's and three floors below. We stared at this inspector in dumb disbelief... We just wanted a photo-not hassling grief! As we waited determined, with fire in our belly, the line slowly moved past one store and a deli. All stuffy and cramped, waiting there for that elf, I started to fume and pity myself. A wink of his eye and a nod of his head Confirmed my suspicion of upcoming dread. To be continued...