Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for October 27, 2022
Transcript:
Delores: What the...? Delores: Excuse me, you sold me an incomplete paper... Guy: Ok, well let's have a look... Guy: Nope. This is the whole kit and caboodle. Delores: A front page, comics and obituaries?! That's it? Guy: Yeah... Ohh, Bob Walker died... I dated his sister for years.
Where’s the sports? Never mind. It’s probably on the front page.