Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 23, 1997
Transcript:
A real cut-up! He's Dr. Cesspool! Dr. Cesspool's bi-annual evaluation... MULLIN: Doctor, I am NOT impressed by your performance. I'm afraid I must recommend that your license be suspended. DR: What? You wouldn't! You can't!! Medicine is my life! I know I've cost the hospital millions in lawsuits, but I'm a good doctor! Please don't suspend my license! Have a ...have a...um...What's that big red pulsing thing called? OS: A heart.
He doesn’t even know what a heart is