Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 20, 2005
Transcript:
"Ahh! Is there anything more beautiful than a brand new. unread issue of 'Femme Fatality'?" "I'm going to savor every moment! Every page! Every panel!" "Well, you're welcome to hang out and read it here!" "At the MALL? No, I don't think so, Gordie. I'm heading home." "Some works of literature are too important to be read on a plastic picnic bench in front of an 'Orange Julius.'"
…So when he comes home dad will just take it and you won’t have it for a day or two. Or three.