Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 23, 2006
"Listen, Peter, if we're going to be 'Book Buddies', we'd better get to work!" "But I don't need a 'Book Buddy'!" "Don't you want to learn to read?" "I already know how to read! I'm a prolific reader!" "I happen to be halfway through Jamesh Joyce'sh 'Ulysshes'!" "Uh...that's cool, Peter, but next time you say 'James Joyce's Ulysses', could you turn your head in the other direction?"