The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 14, 1999

Transcript:

Huey: Excuse me, it this the line for "Star Wars"? Man in line: Yep. We should be within sight of the theater any day now. Man in line: I've been in line for this movie for one year, three months and seven days. I quit my job and dedicated my life to seeing "Star Wars" on opening day... Huey: So why are you at the back of the line? Man in line: I just got here an hour ago. The theater I was waiting at decided to go out of business yesterday. Huey: What?! After you were out there all that time? That's rough... Man in line: Well, I showed them! I grabbed a lead pipe, and I found the owner, and I gave in to the dark side!! Huey: Whoa, take it easy...