The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 21, 1999
Riley: This whole place is mine for the taking! All mine!! The criminal mastermind "Riley Escobar" is here to run things!!! Chief Mafioso thug kingpin "Riley Esco" is now in charge! I'm packin' heat, I hate cops, I don't fear jail! What!!!! Hold on to your jewels 'cause Riley is takin' your loot - Believe dat!! "Playa hatas get away or my lead will spray..." Huey: You know, it might help if you didn't shout your nefarious plans from a hilltop. Riley: You and I are obviously not listening to the same rap music. Huey: True. I'm allergic to studio gangsters.