The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 15, 1999
Cindy: Hi, Riley! Would you like to come over to my house and play? Riley: Um...NO! Cindy: Are you sure? We're going to do each other's hair and talk about boys and play with Beanie Babies! Riley: What?!! Why would I ever want to do any of that!? Cindy: Gee, I don't know. I heard that you were listening to Lauryn Hill so I just figured... Riley: Aaarrggh! Slam!