The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 31, 1999
Teacher: Mrs. Peterson, this new student, Riley Freeman, he's one bad kid. Are you sure you're up to it? Mrs. Peterson: Sir, I worked in three maximum-security prisons as a corrections officer before I became a teacher. Teacher: Really? Mrs. Peterson: And before that I was a nun. Teacher: Terrific! Could you tell me more about those women's prisons? Mrs. Peterson: Excuse me?!