The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 15, 1999

Transcript:

Huey: I know it sounds crazy - just give me a minute to explain. Think about what it must cost to run Santa's operation. A secret Arctic base, henchmen, massive distribution center, back-engineered alien transportation...Where's all this money coming from? Huh? Who's bankrolling this operation? It's gotta be CIA money - possibly coming from illegal drug trafficking! Thomas: Are you saying that Santa Claus is responsible for the crack epidemic? Huey: That is exactly what I'm saying! The Santa conspiracy: The CIA connection...