The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 28, 2000
Huey: Mr. Petto...I have what I believe to be a pertinent question about today's history lesson. Mr. Petto: (sigh) Uh...yes, Huey...what's your question? Huey: How much do you get paid for this? I mean, how much do you make to keep the masses ignorant and stagnate the mental growth of the youth to ensure they never rebel against the system? Basically, what is the going rate for your soul? Mr. Petto: 32,625 dollars and 27 cents a year, before taxes. Huey: Well, enjoy your ill-gotten riches while you can - the day of reckoning fast approaches.