The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for April 29, 2001
April 28, 2001
April 30, 2001
Transcript:
Caeser: C'mon man, it's easy...it's just a matter of thinking on your feet. Huey: I don't know. I've never been too good at this. Caeser: Ok...we'll start slow and easy. Your Moms is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money. Now you go... Huey: Um...Ok, uh...your Mom is so dumb, she, um....your Mother... Caeser: Just think of the dumbest thing you can imagine. Huey: Dumbest thing...ok...um...your Mom's so dumb her nickname is Bush-Daddy. Caeser: Ok, stop. Never mind...
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
C’mon Huey, tighten up…