The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 06, 2002
Huey: Hello, FBI? It's me, Huey,just checkin' in to see how the war's going. Voice on the phone: Well, I think it's clear we're making good progress against the terrorists and those who harbor them. Huey: Oh,no, I'm sorry. I meant the war on drugs. You remember the war on drugs, don't you? Voice on the phone: Huh? Huey: I mean the government has spent a fortune, thrown countless people in jail, invaded a country - I figure we're gonna win that one any day now, right? Voice on the phone: Well, um...we're making progress, I guess... Huey: So how much longer we talkin' here - like a month ? A few months? Just give us a ballpark figure. Voice on the phone: Hello? Hello? Caesar: You were right, Huey...This is much more fun than playing outside. Huey: Isn't it? Now let's call the CIA!