The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 02, 2002
Huey: Granddad, due to the bizarre instance of Condoleezza Rice receiving an NAACP image award, we have reason to believe Kweisi Mfume may have been covertly cloned and replaced with an evil twin. Or we think they may have kidnapped one of his relatives and suspended them over a vat of boiling acid. Either way, we want to investigate. Can we get a ride to Baltimore? Granddad: No. Huey: You know, this revolution would move a lot faster if we could drive. Caesar: Not to change the subjects, but...why are all the cookies on your side of the table?