The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 10, 2003
Voice from the TV: We're going live to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's press conference. Rumsfeld: Good afternoon. Today's press conference will be brief. I am very pleased to announce that as a result of my being a bad man, and the fact that I serve the baddest country in the world, I am officially changing my name to Donald "Let's Rumble" Rumsfeld. Y'all punks got questions, or what?