The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 15, 2006
Principal: John, you're a great teacher and I think you're fabulous and there's no easy way to say it, so I'm going to be blunt. But you gotta promise me you won't panic. We don't need another stroke, right? John: OK. Principal: You're going to have some inner-city ghetto youth in your class this year, but it's under control. As the principal, I'll be here for any help you may need. John: Hold me. Principal: Absolutely not.