The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 16, 2007
Phone: Maaan... You lyin'! Granddad: I ain't lyin'. Them boys had the nerve to ask me to drive them to school... Phone: Uh... No they didn't... Are their legs broke? Granddad: Maaan, you ain't heard the half. Know what they said when I asked 'em why? Phone: What they say? Granddad: Shooot, them fools said, "cause it's cold..." Phone: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, haaaah!! Granddad: Uh-huh. And I done told 'em to stay off the drugs. Riley: I guess this is how grandparents talk trash. Huey: A simple "no" would have sufficed.