The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 01, 2009
August 31, 2009
September 02, 2009
Transcript:
Wild conspiracy theories begin to surface regarding the president's "pretzel" incident. Huey: Okay, listen to this. According to this guy, the pretzel story is an elaborate ruse to fool the American people. Instead, the president vomited violently and passed out during a private screening of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s "snow dogs." Caesar: I can but that.
W drank about 250 O’Doul’s and was stone drunk, passed out, wet himself, and then Barney relieved himself on the Pretzeldent’s pointy little head. It’s unlikely he was watching Snow Dogs, because Dickless wasn’t there to explain it to him.