The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 08, 2012
Transcript:
Huey: Granddad, are you worried about losing your memory as you get older? Granddad: Worried?! Shoot, I'm looking forward to it! Huey: Really?! Why? Granddad: 'Cause life is hard, boy! And at my age, it seems like you only remember the bad stuff anyway. I can't wait to let all that baggage go! Heck, one day I might forget I have grandkids altogether! Then I'll probably sell the house, move to South Beach, be a sugar daddy for some Cuban gal, and never see y'all again. And the best part, Dewey, is I'd be completely guilt-free! Huey: My name isn't Dewey!! Granddad: Shucks...it's starting already...
Aww, Granddad, it’s too bad you’re just a figment of someone elses imagination, ‘cause I’d let you move in with me in a New York minute.