The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 13, 2013

Transcript:

TV: ... And if you act now, the super handy-dandy household helper can be yours for the low price of $29.95! Granddad: Mine? TV: Yours! Plus, we'll throw in an itty-bitty handy-dandy household baby helper and the ultimate handy-dandy portable helper all for the even lower price of $19.95! And trust us - you need it! Granddad: I do? TV: Yes! But you must act now! Call in the next five seconds and it's all yours... five... Granddad: Well, hold on now. What does all that mess do? TV: What doesn't it do?!... Four... three... time's running out... Granddad: Well, not so fast now. Let me think about it. TV: ... Two... one... time's up! Sorry, pal. Granddad: No, wait! Hello? Gimme the handy-dandy stuff! Please! Phone: Congratulations! You've called during our special late-caller amnesty period! Granddad: I'll take two!