The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 20, 2013
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Transcript:
Jazmine: Hey, Huey... Your mom is so fat that when her clothes get stretched out... wait... that's not right... ... Your mom's so fat that um... stretchy clothes don't fit? No, that's not it... oh! I remember... she's so fat that her waistline... oops... that's a different one... Huey: I got it, Huey! Your mommy's so fat because she doesn't work out, see, and... drats... I just had it. I'll call you right back. Granddad: Boy, Jazmine called again. Something about your mommy gained all this weight so her clothes don't fit and when she puts them on she gets really sad.
Your mamma is so fat . . . when she visits the coast, they alter the tide tables.