The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 16, 2019
Transcript:
TV reporter: Weighing in on the Essie Mae Washington story is Bessie Mae Jackson, illegitmate daughter of Strom Thurmond's second cousin Philbert. Bessie Mae: Shoot, Essie Mae got off lucky! Ol' broke Philbert raped my momma and all I got was a bottle of moonshine and yearly gift certificates at Wal-Mart!
Thank God for little mercies!!!!That yearly certificate from Walmart will go a long ways….However, sadly, they don’t sell moonshine……yet….